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eine der wohl männlichsten seiten im internet (wenn nicht überhaupt DIE m. s. i. i.) ist diese hier: facts about chuck norris

hier ein kleiner ausschnitt (mein best of):

• When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
• Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
• Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
• Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
• Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
• When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
• Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
• Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris' penis has a Hemi.
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